no food in the house

My twenty-one year old son claims there is no food in the house. To wit, I am taking inventory of my kitchen

Pantry

Simple Harvest instant multigrain hot cereal - maple brown sugar w/pecans (4 packages)
Campbell's Select Goldon Butternut Squash soup
Near East Toasted Almond Rice Pilaf
Barilla Medium Shells - 1 pound box
Bartlett Sliced Pears in Pear Juice - two 15 oz. cans
Lundberg Butternut Squash Risotto
Barilla Mini Farfalle - 1 pound box
Success Boil-in-Bag Brown Rice
Jiffy Corn Muffin Mix (2)
Ronzoni Orzo - 1 pound box
Ronzoni Healthy Harvest Egg Noodles - 12 oz. bag
Pasta Roni - Shells & White Cheddar
Rice-a-Roni - Chicken & Garlic
Rice-a-Roni - Spanish Rice
Tunafish, Chunk Light, packed in water, (3) 6 oz. cans
Tunafish, Solid White Albacore, packed in water, (2) 6 oz. cans
Cream of _____ (fill in the blank) soups, too numerous and varied to list
Bush's Black Beans - 15 oz. can
Bush's Baked Beans - 16 oz. can
Canoe Wild Rice - 6 oz. container
Idahoan Four Cheese (instant) Mashed Potatoes
Barilla Angel Hair pasta - 1 pound box (2)
Betty Crocker Au Gratin Potatoes - 4.9 oz. box
Minute Boil-in-Bag White Rice - 14 oz.
Del Monte Whole Green Beans - 14.5 oz. (2)
Near East Toasted Pine Nut Couscous mix - 5.6 oz.
Zatarain's Chicken Creole Rice Mix - 8 oz.
Glory brand Black-Eyed Peas - 15 oz.

Fridge

Swiss Cheese - 12 oz.
Alouette Baby Brie - 13.2 oz.
Cheddar Cheese - 6 oz.
Peter Pan peanut butter - 18 oz. (half full)
Potato Salad - 16 oz.
Eggs - one dozen
Bread
Mayo, mustard, relish
Hot Dogs

Freezer

Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pie
Eggo Buttermilk Waffles
Frozen whole green beans
Garlic Bread (premade)
Pillsbury Grands biscuits
Sea Pac Shrimp Scampi
Corn Dogs

We are out of milk. We also do not have Doritos, Cheezits, Coke, Gatorade, Hot Pockets, candy of any kind, etc. In other words, there is NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE!!!