Wednesday, September 14, 2016


Scene at a public pool in Phoenix:

"What is that?"
"Right by the drain."
"See where the ducky is? Right under there."
"What is that?"
"That's what I'm asking you"
"Well swim down there and see."
"I don't want to get my hair wet."
"I think it's a Cheeto."
"It can't be."
"Cheetos float."
"Oh. Well, what is it then?"
"I don't know any more than I did two minutes ago."

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